This collection of funny country songs is extensive, but it needs your help to be even better. If you know of a song that isn’t yet included, please add it to the archives if needed, then add a.
Aston Villa fans singing about John Carew, to the tune of Doris Day's Que Sera Sera song. 12) Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy. Newcastle United fans used this heckle on then-Chelsea player Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. 13) You only live round the corner. Fulham to Manchester United supporters suggesting they all live in London.
Florida, Miami Beach, sand, adult adults woman women female lady, bikini, overweight obese obesity fat heavy plump rotund stout, walking, friends, sig Body of a middle aged woman in bikini with excessive fat on waist and thighs, dimpled skin, black background. Obese and overweight woman wearing a bikini and sunbathing on the beach.Homework! Oh, Homework! I hate you! You stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink, if only a bomb would explode you to bits. Homework! Oh, homework! You're giving me fits. I'd rather take baths with a man-eating shark, or wrestle a lion alone in the dark, eat spinach and liver, pet ten porcupines, than tackle the homework, my teacher.They don't necessary need to have been Billboard hits, they just need to be funny songs. Looking for songs to put you in a good mood? Don't forget to look at our 65 best happy songs of all time. Here is a preview of the top funniest songs of all time. Keep reading for the full list. 35 Peaches - Mommy Complex. Funniest Lyric: Hush now baby don't you stress. I'm gonna fill you mommy complex. 34.
I really hate my homework It makes me want to go berserk I don’t want to do my homework today Nor tomorrow or the 25th of May Homework is like poisonous snakes Or the mystery meat my cafeteria makes I rather listen to my Ipod Then write an essay about Cape Cod I rather spend my days staring at the sun Then do my homework that needs to be done I rather swim in a pool with a shark Then learn.Read More
This joke category is all about the fat. Yes indeed the Fat jokes, they are funny and somewhat cruel. However, before we begin I must say that these jokes are not intended to hurt or be used as such to hurt anyone’s feelings. For those who do not know it, obese people don’t have to be lazy, there is actually an illness that render humans metabolism system. Therefore, no matter what they.Read More
Lyrics to 'Fat Bastard' by Macc Lads. He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts, He's so fat, he can't wipe his own arse.Read More
Come and enjoy some funny school poems. Read about the dog who is burping up homework and monkeys who are acing science tests! Teacher Poems for the Classroom. Enjoy these teacher poems in the classroom and at home. If you are interested in more funny poems, check out the following pages.Read More
Songs unintentionally about number theory. Prime time - Alan parsons project Deviating from the norm - Cabaret Voltaire A different song - The Friends Of Natasha Forms in open spaces - Bill Nelson (as far as I know this is meaningless, but it sounds as if it could be the title of an academic paper) Songs unintentionally about discrete mathematics. Decomposing trees - Galaxie 500 A forest.Read More
Go on, stick another tune on the juke box and sing along with Jack and Victor. Choose from a classic selection of good old fashioned pub songs, carefully chosen from Jack and Victor's.Read More
Nursery rhymes. Medleys of traditional nursery rhymes, including 60', 30' and 20' versions; lullabies; action songs; counting songs and medleys sung by Andy Day and Cat Sandion.Read More
Funny Christmas Jokes; Funny Halloween Jokes; Irish Jokes; Jokes about Men. Work Jokes; Gut Busting Fat Jokes So maybe they have a few extra pounds, this doesn't give us the right to make fun of them, or does it? You may think of it as motivation for them to lose weight. I'm sure they'll find ammunition to fight back from our other jokes. Yeah, we know our fat section is a little slim.Read More
I've never heard this song, but the lyrics pepole are quoting makes it sound like they were desperate to find ANYTHING that rhymes. This is so weird. It deserves to be on this list! It's actually kind of good, boi! Ima barbie girl in a barbie world its fantastic my boobs are plastic. At the first it is LOUD I nearly had a heart attack. 2 E.T. - Katy Perry. Do a aaa poo in your pants like Katy.Read More
Online Homework Games. If your child prefers to learn online, there are lots of interactive homework games to explore on the following websites: Times Tables VR (by Exam Papers Plus) We thought we’d kick off our online homework games section off by including one of our very own virtual reality games, Times Tables VR. Understanding times tables is essential for Maths exams and we hope the.Read More